Friday, April 01, 2005

Oh how the mighty have fallen

Gen. Tommy Franks, once in charge of two wars at the same time, best-selling author and speaker at the GOP convention, has been nominated to join the board of directors of Outback Steakhouse Inc. "No rules. Just right." I am sure that is a nice high paying job. But what does he know about Austrialan cooking?

On to contestant #2 "You know whose birthday it is today? Al Gore, 57 years old. They had a birthday party for him. He blew out the candles and everyone yelled, no speech, no speech!"-- Jay Leno. Well, I guess that is the second funny thing I have heard from Leno, he is on a tear. Poor Al...I wonder if he will try to be the ersatz Dean in 2008.

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