Story of the day

Now that I am back working in the criminal division of the DA's office, I get to relish the stupidity of criminals.

A 45 year old man in Salt Lake City broke into someone's house and starting cooking their 2 pounds of bacon, whereupon the owner returned home and found him and called the police. "Responding officers found ...[him] sitting at the kitchen table. " He was charged with burglary.