Monday, April 11, 2005

Over before it began

Well it is sad to say that Senator Russ Feingold bid for the Presidency just collapsed, a mere 3 years and 6 months away from Election Day.

Why? Because "he and his wife, Mary, are getting divorced." according to a statement by the Senator and the Madison Capitol Times. "We are separating amicably and intend to remain very good friends," says the statement. Both of them brought in two kids a piece from their previous marriages, and so if they Larry King it once more, those kids will have 2 step fathers or 2 step mother's each.

We all know divorce is a death knell for presidential aspirants, but being single while running is even worse. So marry some one quick Russ; just make sure it isn't an intern or staffer.


[would-be nasty caption: "This is my ex-wife"]

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